'Take out that BINZ #TrashSLAM 🚮', 'newbill' => '%s bill: $%s each due on the %s', 'billreminder' => '[REMINDER %d DAYS] %s bill: $%s each due on the %s', 'drinksomewater' => '🚰 Consider drinking some water! 💦 #HydrationNation', 'goodnightWearShorts' => 'I\'m signing off for the night. Before I go; tomorrow it\'s going to be about %s when you get up and %s later in the day. So consider wearing summer clothes. ☀️☀️☀️', 'goodnightNormal' => 'I\'m signing off for the night. Before I go; tomorrow it\'s going to be about %s when you get up and %s later in the day. Jumper and trousers, maybe?', 'goodnight' => 'Goodnight!', 'beginningOfSummer' => 'It\'s the start of summer! To get you prepared, here are the unique things that will happen this season...', 'beginningOfWinter' => 'It\'s the start of winter (at last, fuck summer). Heads up lads, here are the unique tasks that are wanting doing this season...', 'beginningOfAutumn' => 'Autumn is here 🍂🍃 Here\'s an overview of the unique tasks for this season...', 'beginningOfSpring' => 'Spring has spring 🌻☀️ Here are the upcomming seasonal tasks...', 'beginningOfJanuary' => 'Welcome to January! Oh boy. Here\'s a summary of tasks for the month:', 'beginningOfFebruary' => 'February is here! Here\'s an overview of what to expect:', 'beginningOfMarch' => 'It\'s March! Here\'s what you\'re up against:', 'beginningOfApril' => 'It\'s the start of April, you know what that means. Here\s the overview:', 'beginningOfMay' => 'Welcome to May! Hooo geez. Check out the doozies you gotta do:', 'beginningOfJune' => 'June is here, time to scope out the tasks for this month:', 'beginningOfJuly' => 'Over halway through the year... It\'s July :O let\'s look at what needs to happen:', 'beginningOfAugust' => 'It\'s the start of August, let\'s have a look at the tasks for the month:', 'beginningOfSeptember' => 'Time to remember the September tasks!', 'beinningOfOctober' => 'Välkommen till oktober! Here\'s the tasks for this month:', 'beginningOfNovember' => 'Happy november! The year is almost gone D: Have a look at what needs doing this month:', 'beginningOfDecember' => 'Less than a month left of the year. It\'s the home stretch, get through these bad boys!', 'anywayHeresTheMonth' => 'Anyway, here\'s the normal start of the month breakdown...', 'anywayHeresTheWeek' => 'Anyway, like normal here\'s some stuff I think you guys should do this week...', 'finallyHeresTheWeek' => 'And finally... Like always, here\'s some stuff I think you guys should do this week:', 'happyMonday' => 'Happy Monday! Here are some tasks I think should get nutted out this week:', 'endOfYear' => 'The year is coming to an end, and it looks like there\'s some stuff that wasn\'t done. I hope none of it is critical; if it is, make sure to do it because I may not remind you again for a while!', 'endOfYearGood' => 'The year is coming to a close, and it looks like you did everything! Good luck for next year :)', 'endOfSummer' => 'Summer is (finally) about to be over. That said, there\'s some outstanding stuff. Try get it done because I won\'t remind you about it again D:', 'endOfSummerGood' => 'Summer is finally almost over, and to make it better, you managed to do all the tasks!', 'endOfWinter' => 'Winter is coming to a close, but there\'s still some outstanding work to do... Try to finish these tasks because I won\'t be able to remind you again.', 'endOfWinterGood' => 'Winter is wrapping up, and you managed to get through everything, nice :D', 'endOfAutumn' => 'Autumn is coming to a close, but there\'s some outstanding work... Try to get through this stuff pls b0ss...', 'endOfAutumnGood' => 'Autumn is neary aut-dumn (sorry). And you finished everytihng! Good work.', 'endOfSpring' => 'Spring is almost over, and there are still some outstanding tasks. Try to get them done because I won\'t be reminding you again until next year :o', 'endOfSpringGood' => 'Spring is about to end! And you did everything that needed doing. Epic!', 'endOfMonth' => 'November is coming to a close, and there are still some tasks outstanding. Try your best to get them done...', 'endOfMonthGood' => 'November is almost over, and it looks like you\'ve completed everything! Nice one!', 'andAlsoEndOfMonth' => 'Also, it\'s the end of the month, and there are these monthly tasks that still need doing...', 'andAlsoEndOfMonthGood' => 'It\'s the end of the month too, and you did all the tasks! Nice.', 'endOfWeek' => 'Aw geez Rick, it\'s Friday and these tasks still haven\'nt been completed, please try to do them over the weekend D:', 'endOfWeekGood' => 'It\'s Friday and all the tasks are done! Nice', 'andAlsoEndOfWeek' => 'Also, it\'s the end of a week, so here\'s the outstanding stuff...', 'andAlsoEndOfWeekGood' => 'Also, it\'s the end of a week, but it looks like you got everything done, sick :D', 'finallyEndOfWeek' => 'Finally, it\'s the end of a week, so here\'s the outstanding stuff...', 'finallyEndOfWeekGood' => 'Finally, it\'s the end of a week, but it looks like you got everything done, sick :D', 'thisMonthThereAre' => 'This month there are %d tasks that need completing (as well as the regular tasks). I\'ll try my best to space them out over the coming weeks. As a heads up, here they are:', 'tasksForTheWeek' => 'Here are the incomplete tasks for this week...', 'taskAlreadyCompleted' => 'Hmm... It looks as though that task was already done this week.', 'taskCompleted' => 'Marked as completed, nice one!', 'unknownTask' => 'That doesn\'t look like a task I asked you to do this week... Use the listtasks command to see all the tasks.', 'rangehoodfilters' => 'Clean the rangehood filters in the kitchen', 'poolwater' => 'Check the level of the pool, and fill if needed', 'weeds' => 'Inspect pavers for weeds (front and back), and spray/pull out as needed', 'ants' => 'Inspect the pavers for ant hills and apply sand/back fill as needed', 'leaves' => 'Sweep up leaves in the front yard', 'cobwebs' => 'Inspect the exterior of the house for cobwebs (in the windows and shit)', 'fireextinguisher' => 'Inspect fire extinguisher', 'mowlawn' => 'Mow the lawn', 'vacuum' => 'Vacuum the house', 'mop' => 'Mop the tiles', 'kitchen' => 'Clean the kitchen (wipe all surfaces/cupboards and clean the stove)', 'cleanhouse' => 'Do a big cleanout of the house', 'cleangarage' => 'Do a big cleanout of the garage', 'testreliefevalve' => 'Test the relief valves on the water heater', 'testsmokealarms' => 'Test smoke alarms', 'smokealarmbatteries' => 'Replace smoke alarm batteries', 'fridgecoils' => 'Clean the fridge coils', 'chlorinatorplates' => 'Inspect and descale chlorinator if needed', 'treeflowers' => 'Clean up the flowers from that stupid tree next door', 'bulkgreens' => 'Prepare for bulk greens collection', 'windowdebris' => 'Clean junk out of windows (inside and outside)', 'cleangutters' => 'Clean out gutters to prepare for rain', 'checkdrains' => 'Check down pipe drains for blockages', 'coverpool' => 'Cover the pool', 'cleanchimney' => 'Clean soot out of the chimney', 'tightenfixings' => 'Inspect and tighten (if needed) any fixings', 'fanfilters' => 'Clean extractor fan filters (bathroom and air conditioner)', 'bulkrubbish' => 'Prepare for bulk rubbish collection', 'caulking' => 'Inspect and repair caulking', 'showerheads' => 'Inspect and descale showerheads and taps', 'shrubs' => 'Prune shrubs', 'palmtrees' => 'Remove dead branches and seeds from palm trees', 'uncoverpool' => 'Uncover the pool', 'checktaps' => 'Inspect taps for leaks and repair as needed', 'unfinishedtasks' => 'Aw geez Rick, it\'s Friday and these tasks still haven\'nt been completed, please try to do them over the weekend D:' ];