'Take out that BINZ #TrashSLAM 🚮', 'newbill' => '%s bill: $%s each due on the %s', 'billreminder' => '[REMINDER %d DAYS] %s bill: $%s each due on the %s', 'drinksomewater' => '🚰 Consider drinking some water! 💦 #HydrationNation', 'goodnightWearShorts' => 'I\'m signing off for the night. Before I go; tomorrow it\'s going to be about %s when you get up and %s later in the day. So consider wearing summer clothes. ☀️☀️☀️', 'goodnightNormal' => 'I\'m signing off for the night. Before I go; tomorrow it\'s going to be about %s when you get up and %s later in the day. Jumper and trousers, maybe?', 'goodnight' => 'Goodnight!', 'beginningOfSummer' => 'It\'s the start of summer! To get you prepared, here are the unique things that will happen this season (in addition to regular weekly(ish) shit)...', 'beginningOfWinter' => 'It\'s the start of winter (at last, fuck summer). Heads up lads, here are the unique tasks that are wanting doing this season (in addition to regular junk)...', 'beginningOfDecember' => 'Welcome to December! Oh boy!', 'beginningOfJanuary' => 'Welcome to January! Oh boy.', 'anywayHeresTheMonth' => 'Anyway, here\'s the normal start of the month breakdown...', 'anywayHeresTheWeek' => 'Anyway, like normal here\'s some stuff I think you guys should do this week...', 'finallyHeresTheWeek' => 'And finally... Like always, here\'s some stuff I think you guys should do this week:', 'happyMonday' => 'Happy Monday! Here are some tasks I think should get nutted out this week:', 'thisMonthThereAre' => 'This month there are %d tasks that need completing (as well as the regular tasks). I\'ll try my best to space them out over the coming weeks. As a heads up, here they are:', 'seasonalMeme' => 'Please also enjoy this seasonal meme I picked for you: %s', 'tasksForTheWeek' => 'Here are the incomplete tasks for this week...', 'taskAlreadyCompleted' => 'Hmm... It looks as though that task was already done this week.', 'taskCompleted' => 'Marked as completed, nice one!', 'unknownTask' => 'That doesn\'t look like a task I asked you to do this week... Use the listtasks command to see all the tasks.', 'rangehoodfilters' => 'Clean the rangehood filters in the kitchen', 'poolwater' => 'Check the level of the pool, and fill if needed', 'weeds' => 'Inspect pavers for weeds (front and back), and spray/pull out as needed', 'ants' => 'Inspect the pavers for ant hills and apply sand/back fill as needed', 'leaves' => 'Sweep up leaves in the front yard', 'cobwebs' => 'Inspect the exterior of the house for cobwebs (in the windows and shit)', 'fireextinguisher' => 'Inspect fire extinguisher', 'mowlawn' => 'Mow the lawn', 'vacuum' => 'Vacuum the house', 'mop' => 'Mop the tiles', 'kitchen' => 'Clean the kitchen (wipe all surfaces/cupboards and clean the stove)', 'cleanhouse' => 'Do a big cleanout of the house', 'cleangarage' => 'Do a big cleanout of the garage', 'testreliefevalve' => 'Test the relief valves on the water heater', 'testsmokealarms' => 'Test smoke alarms', 'smokealarmbatteries' => 'Replace smoke alarm batteries', 'fridgecoils' => 'Clean the fridge coils', 'chlorinatorplates' => 'Inspect and descale chlorinator if needed', 'treeflowers' => 'Clean up the flowers from that stupid tree next door', 'bulkgreens' => 'Prepare for bulk greens collection', 'windowdebris' => 'Clean junk out of windows (inside and outside)', 'cleangutters' => 'Clean out gutters to prepare for rain', 'checkdrains' => 'Check down pipe drains for blockages', 'coverpool' => 'Cover the pool', 'cleanchimeny' => 'Clean soot out of the chimney', 'tightenfixings' => 'Inspect and tighten (if needed) any fixings', 'fanfilters' => 'Clean extractor fan filters (bathroom and air conditioner)', 'bulkrubbish' => 'Prepare for bulk rubbish collection', 'caulking' => 'Inspect and repair caulking', 'showerheads' => 'Inspect and descale showerheads and taps', 'shrubs' => 'Prune shrubs', 'palmtrees' => 'Remove dead branches and seeds from palm trees', 'uncoverpool' => 'Uncover the pool', 'checktaps' => 'Inspect taps for leaks and repair as needed' ];