wednesday.php

   1 <?php declare(strict_types=1);
   2
   3 require_once('common.php');
   4
   5 use Telegram\Bot\Actions;
   6
   7 $wednesdays = [
   8     "9K4-jllrPrE",
   9     "bbat6cvgEJ8",
  10     "Oct2xKMGOno",
  11     "DREDJ4fkz-g",
  12     "gxm5SwfkwcI",
  13     "oVxFk_IIB2o",
  14     "SePVlroq6AI",
  15     "JHO61_wDC30",
  16     "EBNEPil4da0",
  17     "pXv4zQ6dYPQ",
  18     "hzGQSlrB1_o",
  19     "Y_xlWdgi1ew",
  20     "szqNmefKXxc",
  21     "OzQ-KvxLVT0",
  22     "zl6phK1mXC4",
  23     "7aTtNNjIyi4",
  24     "1CH-7qjz4D4",
  25     "YSDAAh6Lps4",
  26     "fyJGKEswuSc",
  27     "csqJK8wwaHw",
  28     "KSwnFzlPEuY",
  29     "aew9WTLqjDc",
  30     "m2Z0CyuyfMI",
  31     "VaPMUACYWww",
  32     "_87k7gxeVsw",
  33     "3RSL5k3yZOM",
  34     "VXc47lVx7Eo",
  35     "0W51GIxnwKc",
  36     "VfaNCw2bF48",
  37     "It8RbsGIe48",
  38     "NBPlPowAsNc",
  39     "IaE0g3oVIZ0",
  40     "VzigPnZ8OYE",
  41     "meuYC7FP7HU",
  42     "N3e7G9OxfhI",
  43     "IR0QUwGmo4A",
  44     "ESNBnxtpKqI",
  45     "036ItQLi-sQ",
  46     "Kz26jod9-cQ",
  47     "LrleLDD8CJM",
  48     "ZHS5yAwApUs",
  49     "PE8GlPpuLuY",
  50     "4Sr5pRpDZMk",
  51     "qCsYa8PeVfU",
  52     "-R40VcLKyIw",
  53     "7dr2s59XnBE",
  54     "iTl1l3GFMJ8",
  55     "In9Bs1wiF5s",
  56     "zHpFuOlPrlQ",
  57     "Xf_wuAQ-t44",
  58     "frNFBv2QIoE",
  59     "PAnKl7862qc"
  60 ];
  61
  62 getTelegram()->sendMessage(
  63     [
  64         'chat_id' => CHAT_ID,
  65         'parse_mode' => 'Markdown',
  66         'text' => implode("\n", [
  67             "```",
  68             "🐸 MEME ALERT MY DUDES 🐸",
  69             "  ** It is Wednesday **",
  70             "      Meme Inbound",
  71             "🐸 MEME ALERT MY DUDES 🐸",
  72             "```"
  73         ])
  74     ]
  75 );
  76
  77 getTelegram()->sendChatAction(['chat_id' => CHAT_ID, 'action' => Actions::TYPING]);
  78
  79 sleep(2);
  80
  81 getTelegram()->sendMessage(
  82     [
  83         'chat_id' => CHAT_ID,
  84         'text' => 'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=' . $wednesdays[(int)(new DateTimeImmutable)->format("W") - 1]
  85     ]
  86 );