wednesday.php

   1 <?php declare(strict_types=1);
   2
   3 require 'common.php';
   4
   5 use function Common\getTelegram;
   6 use Telegram\Bot\Actions;
   7
   8 $wednesdays = [
   9     "9K4-jllrPrE",
  10     "bbat6cvgEJ8",
  11     "Oct2xKMGOno",
  12     "DREDJ4fkz-g",
  13     "gxm5SwfkwcI",
  14     "oVxFk_IIB2o",
  15     "SePVlroq6AI",
  16     "JHO61_wDC30",
  17     "EBNEPil4da0",
  18     "pXv4zQ6dYPQ",
  19     "hzGQSlrB1_o",
  20     "Y_xlWdgi1ew",
  21     "szqNmefKXxc",
  22     "OzQ-KvxLVT0",
  23     "zl6phK1mXC4",
  24     "7aTtNNjIyi4",
  25     "1CH-7qjz4D4",
  26     "YSDAAh6Lps4",
  27     "fyJGKEswuSc",
  28     "csqJK8wwaHw",
  29     "KSwnFzlPEuY",
  30     "aew9WTLqjDc",
  31     "m2Z0CyuyfMI",
  32     "VaPMUACYWww",
  33     "_87k7gxeVsw",
  34     "3RSL5k3yZOM",
  35     "VXc47lVx7Eo",
  36     "0W51GIxnwKc",
  37     "VfaNCw2bF48",
  38     "It8RbsGIe48",
  39     "NBPlPowAsNc",
  40     "IaE0g3oVIZ0",
  41     "VzigPnZ8OYE",
  42     "meuYC7FP7HU",
  43     "N3e7G9OxfhI",
  44     "IR0QUwGmo4A",
  45     "ESNBnxtpKqI",
  46     "036ItQLi-sQ",
  47     "Kz26jod9-cQ",
  48     "LrleLDD8CJM",
  49     "ZHS5yAwApUs",
  50     "PE8GlPpuLuY",
  51     "4Sr5pRpDZMk",
  52     "qCsYa8PeVfU",
  53     "-R40VcLKyIw",
  54     "7dr2s59XnBE",
  55     "iTl1l3GFMJ8",
  56     "In9Bs1wiF5s",
  57     "zHpFuOlPrlQ",
  58     "Xf_wuAQ-t44",
  59     "frNFBv2QIoE",
  60     "PAnKl7862qc"
  61 ];
  62
  63 getTelegram()->sendMessage(
  64     [
  65         'chat_id' => CHAT_ID,
  66         'parse_mode' => 'Markdown',
  67         'text' => implode("\n", [
  68             "```",
  69             "🐸 MEME ALERT MY DUDES 🐸",
  70             "  ** It is Wednesday **",
  71             "      Meme Inbound",
  72             "🐸 MEME ALERT MY DUDES 🐸",
  73             "```"
  74         ])
  75     ]
  76 );
  77
  78 getTelegram()->sendChatAction(['chat_id' => CHAT_ID, 'action' => Actions::TYPING]);
  79
  80 sleep(2);
  81
  82 getTelegram()->sendMessage(
  83     [
  84         'chat_id' => CHAT_ID,
  85         'text' => 'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=' . $wednesdays[(int)(new DateTimeImmutable)->format("W") - 1]
  86     ]
  87 );