'drinksomewater' => '🚰 Consider drinking some water! 💦 #HydrationNation',
'goodnightWearShorts' => 'I\'m signing off for the night. Before I go; tomorrow it\'s going to be about %s when you get up and %s later in the day. So consider wearing summer clothes. ☀️☀️☀️',
'goodnightNormal' => 'I\'m signing off for the night. Before I go; tomorrow it\'s going to be about %s when you get up and %s later in the day. Jumper and trousers, maybe?',
- 'goodnight' => 'Goodnight!'
+ 'goodnight' => 'Goodnight!',
+
+ 'beginningOfSummer' => 'It\'s the start of summer! To get you prepared, here are the unique things that will happen this season (in addition to regular weekly(ish) shit)...',
+ 'beginningOfWinter' => 'It\'s the start of winter (at last, fuck summer). Heads up lads, here are the unique tasks that are wanting doing this season (in addition to regular junk)...',
+
+ 'beginningOfDecember' => 'Welcome to December! Oh boy!',
+ 'beginningOfJanuary' => 'Welcome to January! Oh boy.',
+
+ 'anywayHeresTheMonth' => 'Anyway, here\'s the normal start of the month breakdown...',
+ 'anywayHeresTheWeek' => 'Anyway, like normal here\'s some stuff I think you guys should do this week...',
+ 'finallyHeresTheWeek' => 'And finally... Like always, here\'s some stuff I think you guys should do this week:',
+ 'happyMonday' => 'Happy Monday! Here are some tasks I think should get nutted out this week:',
+
+ 'thisMonthThereAre' => 'This month there are %d tasks that need completing (as well as the regular tasks). I\'ll try my best to space them out over the coming weeks. As a heads up, here they are:',
+ 'seasonalMeme' => 'Please also enjoy this seasonal meme I picked for you: %s',
+ 'tasksForTheWeek' => 'Here are the incomplete tasks for this week...',
+ 'taskAlreadyCompleted' => 'Hmm... It looks as though that task was already done this week.',
+ 'taskCompleted' => 'Marked as completed, nice one!',
+ 'unknownTask' => 'That doesn\'t look like a task I asked you to do this week... Use the listtasks command to see all the tasks.',
+
+ 'rangehoodfilters' => 'Clean the rangehood filters in the kitchen',
+ 'poolwater' => 'Check the level of the pool, and fill if needed',
+ 'weeds' => 'Inspect pavers for weeds (front and back), and spray/pull out as needed',
+ 'ants' => 'Inspect the pavers for ant hills and apply sand/back fill as needed',
+ 'leaves' => 'Sweep up leaves in the front yard',
+ 'cobwebs' => 'Inspect the exterior of the house for cobwebs (in the windows and shit)',
+ 'fireextinguisher' => 'Inspect fire extinguisher',
+ 'mowlawn' => 'Mow the lawn',
+ 'vacuum' => 'Vacuum the house',
+ 'mop' => 'Mop the tiles',
+ 'kitchen' => 'Clean the kitchen (wipe all surfaces/cupboards and clean the stove)',
+ 'cleanhouse' => 'Do a big cleanout of the house',
+ 'cleangarage' => 'Do a big cleanout of the garage',
+ 'testreliefevalve' => 'Test the relief valves on the water heater',
+ 'testsmokealarms' => 'Test smoke alarms',
+ 'smokealarmbatteries' => 'Replace smoke alarm batteries',
+ 'fridgecoils' => 'Clean the fridge coils',
+ 'chlorinatorplates' => 'Inspect and descale chlorinator if needed',
+ 'treeflowers' => 'Clean up the flowers from that stupid tree next door',
+ 'bulkgreens' => 'Prepare for bulk greens collection',
+ 'windowdebris' => 'Clean junk out of windows (inside and outside)',
+ 'cleangutters' => 'Clean out gutters to prepare for rain',
+ 'checkdrains' => 'Check down pipe drains for blockages',
+ 'coverpool' => 'Cover the pool',
+ 'cleanchimeny' => 'Clean soot out of the chimney',
+ 'tightenfixings' => 'Inspect and tighten (if needed) any fixings',
+ 'fanfilters' => 'Clean extractor fan filters (bathroom and air conditioner)',
+ 'bulkrubbish' => 'Prepare for bulk rubbish collection',
+ 'caulking' => 'Inspect and repair caulking',
+ 'showerheads' => 'Inspect and descale showerheads and taps',
+ 'shrubs' => 'Prune shrubs',
+ 'palmtrees' => 'Remove dead branches and seeds from palm trees',
+ 'uncoverpool' => 'Uncover the pool',
+ 'checktaps' => 'Inspect taps for leaks and repair as needed'
];
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